"A commander about to go into battle asked his cabin boy to fetch his red coat and when asked why he needed the red coat, the commander explained that if he were to be wounded in battle, he did not want his men to be disheartened by the blood.
One day the entire British armada appeared on the horizon and the commander turned to his cabin boy and said 'fetch me my brown trousers'"

Relevance? That's how I feel right now lol. I've got a narrative to hand in for Monday but I want to hand it in today because it needs to be in by 10am on Monday and since I am also working at 12:30, I will be stuck in Edinburgh for 3 hours! Of course before I can hand anything in, I need to finish my storyboards for the script which is 40 something pages long.

Panic Stations!